MangoSencha

I was born June the 5th in a little rural Madagascan town by the name of Boris. By age 2 weeks, I had already mastered 15 different languages including Zulu and Nepalese. I'd also displayed a kaleidoscope of talents, ranging from psychopathic interpretation to telecommunications manufacturing. When I was about 3, I was forced to defend my humble mansion when a Pikachu came and derpalerped all over my adoptive parents. (as I was born from Zeus and fell from Mount Olympus, I had to accept a mere oil tycoon as my father) Then in 1939 I invaded Poland and renamed myself Comrade Hildegarde Schubert.